jinglenipples:

I set all my snapchat contacts to their descriptions
Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

zacharyqu:

i swear to god zachary quinto has three modes

  1. the most adorable cupcake in existence
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  2. sexy gq motherfucker
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  3. serial killer hobo
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THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN

voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

slangwang:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it